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1. (Windows Vista) (1405↑, 297↓)
The five main problems of the [Windows] OS combined it one giant acronym. Virues, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware.

Hasta la Vista, baby\!

2. (Windows Vista) (602↑, 232↓)
the newest in a long line of crappy OS's from Microsoft. This one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there\!\! they'll know who you are\!

Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Vista\!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.

3. (windows vista) (292↑, 92↓)
The OS from hell that promises to make your life miserable and wish you can throw your previously fine computer out the window.

My computer is a f*\@\#$ mess since I changed to Windows Vista.

4. (windows vista) (239↑, 40↓)
The best selling product that nobody ever wanted.

1:"Can I get my new PC without windows vista?" 2:"nope"

5. (windows vista) (320↑, 166↓)
The next piece of shit from Redmond, WA. Beta testing is going on now and release is looking at Christmas 2006

"Hey, dude\! I just downloaded Windows Vista Beta 1 and it rocks\! Every time I try to boot it I get a different error message\!"

6. (Windows Vista) (184↑, 67↓)
A totally wanky piece of software that's been crammed down people's throats by forcibly installing it on all new PCs.

Shop Assistant : It has Windows Vista on it to\! Me : Bollocks\! I don't want it SA : But it won't work without it\! Me : Will it arse\! I'm putting Linux on it\! Here, take my Vista DVD and COA and gimme my cash back\! SA : Erm.....

7. (Windows Vista) (243↑, 129↓)
The Windows Operating system which will replace XP. Vista was known as Longhorn in developement. Other great names such as Windows ME were a flop, this could be a sign of Windows Vista going under. When Windows Vista crashes.

"Hasta la Vista Baby" (Cardboard Hammer, HardOCP, 7-22-2005) I can't network my Windows Vista.

8. (windows vista) (107↑, 23↓)
Microsoft's newest Operating System, the successor to windows XP. Windows Vista takes all the worst features of Windows XP, and makes them worse, moves them around to new, hard to find locations, and adds a ton of new features. Some of these new features are: *Explorer windows that regularly freeze up *A proprietary web browser, Internet Explorer 7, that comes packaged with the system and cannot be uninstalled or deleted. *400+ MB RAM usage right off the bat. *Built-in DRM to restrict a users ability to do most anything. *UAC (User Account Control), a wonderful feature that questions the intelligence of its users by asking if they're sure they want to do what they're trying to do, then double-checking that they didn't accidentally press "Yes" when they meant "No." *Shadow-copy, and other similar hidden processes, that keep hidden backups of your data files to ensure that your privacy is always compromised. *Little backwards-compatibility. *New versions of old familiar tools that remove all those pesky progress displays and status indicators, so you have no idea whether the program is actually doing anything or not (because that's none of your business). For example, the new checkdisk and defrag. *A complete new set of security holes for virusus, adware, trojans, etc to exploit. *The new "aero" interface, which is incompatible with almost everything non-Microsoft. Windows Vista is also known as Microsoft's latest attempt to create a product worse than windows ME.

Bob: "Fucking Windows Vista\!" Joe: "That's like the 10th time you've said that in the last hour\!"

9. (Windows Vista) (66↑, 15↓)
A new version of Windows from Microsoft that looked good in development, and still looks good now. Unfortunately, that's the only improvement. The new Microsoft office that can come with some versions of Vista is terrible and difficult to use. It also oftentimes causes the computer to lag, a lot. The last flaw I am going to point out (Although this is my majority-supported opinion) is that the security is so up tight that there is hardly anything you can run on Vista without the computer asking for permission to run it, even if it is something from Microsoft. If you want to ask me, stay with Windows XP.

Guy \#1: I have good news and bad news. Guy \#2: What's the bad news? Guy \#1: I just got Windows Vista. It lags like crazy. Guy \#2: Sorry about that. So, what's the good news? Guy \#1: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico\! Guy \#3: I didn't see THAT coming\!

10. (Windows Vista) (87↑, 48↓)
A malicious computer software created by Microsoft. The sick company designs the operating system to be vulnerable to a wide spectrum of attacks, effectively ruining your computer, and forcing you to pay for repairs, or buy another copy of there overpriced "product". It is widely known that to increase sails, Microsoft took a reliable working product, and ripped off it's ideas. A genius move on Microsofts part, take down the competition by slapping their name on it, brilliant. That product is Mac OS X. However it is also apparent that Mac OS X kicks so much ass, it nocked over Microsofts crappy operating system, and T-bagged it.

"Hey, did Windows Vista bend you over and jack your wallet today" "No man, I got a Mac, now vista just crashes in a corner for no reason" "Really?" "Yeah, I think it's taunting me, it keeps repairing itself to get me to use it again, so it can crash on me" "Every night before Windows Vista "hibernates"(crashes), it checks it's closet for Mac OS X" "Windows Vista was created by god, so man would truly appreciate Mac OS X" "Chuck Norris uses a Mac, even though he is the only person in the world that Windows Vista will not crash for"

11. (windows vista) (198↑, 169↓)
A shoddy mock-up of Apple Computer's own Os X.

'Gee golly Bob. I can't wait to get windows vista\!' 'They already have that. It's called Macintosh Osx.' 'O rly?' 'Ya rly. now stfu.'

Author: Reverand Charles Ginn http://windows-vista.urbanup.com/1769865
12. (Windows Vista) (43↑, 16↓)
1. Windows Vista is a horrible new Operating system made by Microsoft to replace XP. Technically an upgrade from Windows 2003 and WinME. Codenamed Longhorn, the OS took 5 years to create and did not live up to the hype set by Microsoft. The OS was suppose to be a completely new OS, with groundbreaking features. Most of the new features that were added have caused the system to be less user friendly. Case in point the new security feature, which pops up a menu that freezes everything in the background, asking for the user to Deny or Allow a change in the settings or software Install/Uninstall. This window will come up contently, causing the user frustration. The new security features have also allowed hackers to make new viruses and other malware for the OS, even though Microsoft claimed that hackers would find it difficult to do so. Users have also had trouble finding the correct drivers for old and new hardware. If these weren't bad enough, users have also had problems with using DRM content like music and movies, due to stricter licensing terms. Many companies like Dell and HP started selling Vista-Only machines, but retracted this practice slightly after receiving numerous complaints from potential customers seeking to buy XP machines instead. It is still not possible to find a cheap, AMD-XP system with Dell; since they have almost completely phased out XP in favor of Vista. AMD being the cheaper system when compared to Intel.

I hate Windows Vista so much that I had to buy an XP-Apple machine instead\! I feel dirty now...

13. (Windows vista) (126↑, 104↓)
When Microsoft tried to create an operating system as good as Apple's Mac OSX. Microsoft's interface is pretty much a rip off that doesnt work. Apple's "widgets" are not the same in Windows, Microsoft did not steal the idea in Vista... They are called "gadgets". Clearly not the same. Apple's "Expose" and "apple-tab" are not the same as Window's "flip" and "flip 3d" they clearly have different names and look slightly differnt. Window's new "instant search" is not the same because it is not called "spotlight", like apple. It is important to note that they are on completly different sides of the screen, apple in the top right and windows in the top left. This means they are different. There are many more reasons that Vista sucks.

"Got Viruses?" "Yea, on my Windows Vista system, it sucks." "Get a Mac."

14. (Windows Vista) (36↑, 15↓)
IS SHIT\! DONT BUY IT PLEASE. I hope bill gates reads this. You suck Bill\!

Windows vista hates you. Games are scetchy on it, I just bought a new dell. just for games (im a mac user usually.) yea they scetch out, SOO many shitty windows pop ups (like AHHHHH stop it now please) For some reason the screen just goes black randomly sometimes. TEST UR SHIT BEFORE U RELEASE IT DUMBASS. It generally just runs very very very slooow on my brand new computer. :( basically i hate my life that much more. BOO BILL. WAY TO RELEASE UTTER SHIT AND FORCE PPL TO USE IT. FUCK YOU MAN I WANT MY 258 canadian dollars back now. sorry for being so blunt and immature but it had to happen.

Author: somebody has the same name as me so i have to write this. http://windows-vista.urbanup.com/2280631
15. (Windows Vista) (22↑, 10↓)
A crappy operating system for your computer that slows even the fastest machines, attracts a heck lot of viruses and costs more than the earth. It comes with Windows Activation, that treats honest buyers as criminals. It also has been trying to copy Mac OS X (and failing miserably).

Bill : Hi. I just installed windows vista on my pc and now it won't work beacuse I failed activation. Steve : I know. Even Windows 95 was better. I still use XP. Kill activation\!

16. (Windows Vista) (22↑, 12↓)
The lastest security breach from [Microshaft]. Windows Vista features a whole heap of junk you didn't want, hidden so well that you can't find it to get rid of it. Also has more holes than a piece of swiss cheese, and possibly the worst GUI in history. If found on your computer, you should immediately download [Linux] and install that instead, since it will be infinitely more secure than leaving your computer open to anyone who wants to walk right in and use it :)

Windows Vista: Sucks, blows and chokes itself at the same time.

Author: Charles E. Faulkner http://windows-vista.urbanup.com/3654604
17. (Windows Vista) (21↑, 11↓)
To stink, suck, and even cause anger to the point where you want to unleash your wrath upon that particular object/person. (suicidal thoughts may vary)

Those shoes are windows vista yo, you got to get some new ones

18. (Windows Vista) (18↑, 8↓)
We Idiotic Nerds Discontinued Our WinXP System so now new PC buyers are forced to use our Vomit Inducing System- Tramplingly Asinine operating system.

now i wish i had replaced my old pc before February. ***k [Windows Vista]

19. (Windows Vista) (14↑, 7↓)
(Win-Dohss-Vistah) Garbage

Yo man im done my friut gushers where do i throw out the wrapper??? In the windows vista

Author: JORDYTHESEXYBEAST696969696969 http://windows-vista.urbanup.com/3366110
20. (Windows Vista) (20↑, 13↓)
The latest Windows OS, specifically designed to make XP look better. It comes complete with an unreasonably shiny interface, compatibility issues and frequent crashing. In short, a Microsoft abortion.

Guy 1: I installed Windows Vista on my machine. Guy 2: How cute. When are you going to get a real operating system?

21. (windows vista) (13↑, 8↓)
The next [Windows] OS that will succeed XP as the most powerful, innovative and secure OS [Microsoft] have ever released... or in non-bullshit terms, powerful because it will require astronomical hardware requirements for all the extra bloat, by innovative they assume that you have never heard of this thing called Mac OS X which they have shamelessly ripped off and by secure they mean for the first nanosecond it is released before it is picked apart by hackers and crackers. It will feature several exclusive products which are only available because of it's unique and advanced features... or again in plain English - M$ have intentionally crippled their stuff to only work on this OS and thus alienating their own users. No wait, sorry, this is an *incentive* to upgrade\! Last but not least it is a huge [DRM] update, supporting crap like [TPM] (Trusted Platform Module) and [HDCP] where even if you are legit but didn't fork over the dough for a HDCP compliant graphics card, CD drive and monitor you'll get no movie. Hey, that's a nice 32" widescreen plasma display you have there... wait, no HDCP? No movie for you chump\! Oh, did I forget to mention that it will also have a "black box" feature? But don't worry, it's only for collecting data for quality feedback to make the next product even better - would they lie to you?

Hasta la Vista baby\! User: I just upgradede to Windows Vista\! I love it's new features\! They're awesome\! Linux/Mac user: Duh... M$/RIAA/MPAA/FBI: Yes, it has some very nice features indeed.

22. (Windows Vista) (7↑, 3↓)
Largest epic failure of the Windows operating system, with more viruses, visual glitches, and annoying questions to drive any user out of their mind, built to be used for one day then wiped off the hard drive, being replaced by XP, MAC or Linux OS

Windows vista; making your life hell, one error report at a time =D

23. (Windows Vista) (4↑, 1↓)
Windows Vista is Microsoft's 6th operating system and has many bad reviews and comments. Strangely some people like it over the better operating systems including myself

Windows Vista sucks

24. (windows vista) (163↑, 160↓)
Windows Vista is Microsoft's upcoming operating system (OS), due to be released in December of 2006. It will be the most powerful and most technologically advanced system in history, and will integrate web security into it's core (unlike all other Microsoft Products). It will be the first system using DirectX 10, which is supposedly a big step forward in graphics technology. Halo 2 will be released ONLY for Vista, as an incentive. Also, Flight Simulator 2006 (aka FSX) will be released, and will unleash the next generation of simulated flight. Microsoft has received much criticism due to excessive focus on visual features, rather than performance, within Windows Vista. Also, the price of Vista Ultimate is expected to be in the appauling $200-400 range, which may possibly worsen Microsoft's low sales (due to the XBOX 360). Recently, they have received immense criticism for Microsoft's security and privacy settings, and have been accused of making spyware, known as the WGA (Windows Genuine Notification). Unfortunately, this technology will be integrated and unremovable from Vista, which also may decrease their popularity and sales. System requirements also pose an issue to many consumers, due to their lack of the latest technology, which is QUITE out of reach to most, due to price. Microsoft recommends Vista users to have Dual-Core 64-bit Processors, and at LEAST 1GB Dual-Channel DDR2 Memory, and PCI-Express Motherboards. These features are still extremely expensive at this time, and with people not having access to it, Vista will have dramatically less copies sold. Pirated copies of Windows Vista will not function, due to "genuine-technology", so millions of users from third-world countries may be stuck with Windows XP or earlier versions. Last, but certainly not least, Internet Explorer 7 will be released with Windows Vista, and is said to be "much improved, secure and optimized", however many users will not be using it due to IE's history and lack of trust for Microsoft's browser.

Tom: ...and you know how bad IE is- Joe: IE 7 is supposed to be really good\! Tom: I don't give a s**t, Firefox is better- Joe: BUT- Tom: Shut up\! Joe: Ok.... (sad) Anyway, I can't wait for FS2006, FS2004 Sucked\! Tom: I know, but your computer isn't good enough, and you can't afford Windows Vista. Joe: Ok.... (crying) What about Halo 2? Tom: Nope Joe: Ok.... (weeping)

25. (Windows Vista) (2↑, 1↓)
The biggest piece of shit in the toilet otherwise known as Microsoft operating systems. It's a magnet for malware, spyware, viruses, etc. A computer running Vista (or Windoze Visuck, as I like to call it) will constantly freeze, crash and do other weird shit that other operating systems don't do. Oh, and it comes with a lot of bloatware and other stuff you'll never use.

Windows user: Hey, have you tried Windows Vista yet? It's like, totally awesome and so much cheaper than a Mac\!\!\!\! Mac user: I have, and it's SHIT\! I don't care if Macs are expensive, you don't have to worry about viruses, bloatware and all the other crap that comes with Vista\! *coughgetamaccough*

Author: glittery\windows\ vista http://windows-vista.urbanup.com/5898344
26. (windows vista) (17↑, 16↓)
the most hated os of all time. the mass opinion is: its slow, has bani bugs, always 1 gb of ram to run, is unsave agains viruses, mac osx leopard is better. this mass opinion are not 100% true. intelligent people dont go with the flow and support the mass oppinions, they make their own opinion. for example, if you have a crappy pc, dont buy vista, vista needs a proper pc than you have. some people with crappy pcs bought vista, it diddnt work, they startet bitching around and now everybody belives vista sucks. or, vista is so unsave... ähhh install a proper anti virus programm and dont watch so much porn you idiot. or, oh god the driver problems\!\!\! ok thats true, i admit it. or, everything looks different i cant navigate trough. yes it sucks, but be happy\! you have your task bar, you can press ctrl+alt+del and the taskmanager will come up, you can press windowskey+e and the explorer will come up. with vista on your pc you are way better of navigating than on a mac. (if you have used xp before) if we remeber the xp realese... it was the same story, everybody hatet it and said they dont want to use it. now after some sevice packs everybody beleves xp is the best os ever. wow... the coolest thing about vista haters is that most of them dont even run vista. they just heard it sucks so they dont give it a try. well thats ok but stop bitching around you dumb fucks. god damn -.-

troll: hey what os do you run? guy: windows vista ultimate, it runs good troll: omg stfu vista n00b\! xp ownz j00\!\! guy: wow... wtf was that? troll: stfu you and your vista suck ass. vista is epic fail\! guy: have you ever even tried it you failtroll? troll: no cuz my friends sayd it sucks, and it does guy: \>_\> EPIC FAIL TROLL IS FAIL\!\!\!

27. (Windows Vista) (1↑, 2↓)
The shitastic OS brought to you by Microsoft. It precedes Windows 7, but was after XP. It was forced down the throats of everyone who bought a new PC before Windows 7 became available.

Person 1: Hey I bought a new laptop\! Person 2: You should have bought one before Windows Vista became available. Person 1: Why? :( Person 2: Cause now you got the crappy Vista instead of XP\! Person 1: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU\!\!\!\!\!

28. (windows vista) (6↑, 8↓)
microsofts new software. ive heard that its better thought because it looks better and only crashes once an hour instead of twice. worst of all, they removed microsoft sam\!\!\!\!\!

OH NOES\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! WINDOWS VISTA HAS NO MICROSOFT SAM\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

29. (Windows Vista) (64↑, 67↓)
Noun. The new [Windows] OS that is supposedly glich free.

F***ING WINDOWS VISTA WONT INSTALL SUPPLEMENTARY DRIVERS\! M***** F*****\!\!\!\!

30. (Windows Vista) (6↑, 10↓)
A target for mac users to trash. Actually, it is a very powerful OS that is supported by any developers. It only crashes when an inexperienced user makes it crash, and is perfectly secure when a decent antivirus program is installed. Mac users blame it for copying Mac's GUI, when really Mac copied the idea of a GUI from Xerox. The only problem with Vista is the addition of User Account Control, which can be disabled easily. Overall, it's a great operating system that is user friendly as well as configurable.

Windows Vista User: Wanna play some Halo 2? Mac User: No, I use a Mac. Vista is too bloated for my tastes. Vista User: I have a half-decent system, so the requirements are no problem. Mac User: That must have cost a fortune\! Vista User: Not at all. It definitely costs less than your Mac. Mac: Well, your PC probably can't edit photos and videos, just like the new version of Mac OS X can. Vista User: If I wanted to, I could have been doing those things for years. Mac User: Fine, if you say so. I'm going to create photo masterpieces with Photobooth and share them on Facebook. Vista User: So you're going to make heart shapes with your hands and take sepia pictures of yourself then add some kind of fagetty quote? Just give up.

31. (Windows Vista) (57↑, 62↓)
The new version of the Microsoft Windows operating system.

I sure hope that Windows Vista isn't another hot, fresh, steaming pile of poop from Microsoft\!

Author: yo-what-is-up-my-dawg http://windows-vista.urbanup.com/1383083
32. (Windows Vista) (11↑, 19↓)
The most recent OS from Microsoft, usually blamed for any computer problem whether it is OS related or not. Especially when trying to run Windows Vista on the minimum requirements or less, or connecting to the internet without an active anti-virus and firewall.

Jon: "Windows Vista sucks." Bob: "Why?" Jon: "I bought this computer only a week ago for $200 bucks, its got 512 gb of ram and a Celeron processor and its running slow as a snail, and it won't run my DOS copy of Wolfenstein." Bob: "You know you should have at least 1 gig of ram, preferably 2, and at least a pentium 4 wouldn't hurt." Jon: "I only use it to surf the internet and check email, why would I need all that?" Bob: (sighs) "Never mind. Hey you do have an anti-virus and a firewall, though, right?" Jon: "Whats that?" Bob: "Thats not good, but at least if you get a virus, User Account Control will prevent it from having access to sensitive system files." Jon: "I turned that off because it kept asking me for permission and that was annoying." Bob: (facepalm) "Forget we had this conversation. You're right. It must be Vista."

33. (Windows Vista) (50↑, 58↓)
The crappy name for the new windows coming in '06. Replaced the far better codename of longhorn. It will be 64-bit capatable along with more microsoft shit that will only be made obsolete by linux in less than a year. Quite possibly it will mean about 1200 different things in different languages and forever dubbed as Windows Raping Chili Fries. Microsoft should've learned from all the car companies and named it Windows ZT 2450.

Did you get Windows Vista? What? I only have mastercard, sorry.

34. (Windows Vista) (9↑, 21↓)
A recently released version of windows that mac idiots often bash for its supposed errors. All of the critics of vista usually have not used the os at all, but just feel cool for crying and wishing mac was better. Mac=emo, nonconformists, crybaby hippies. Vista=mainstream,

Mac: Dude Windows Vista sucks it has errors narr\!\!\!\! PC: You should probably learn how to use a computer. Mac: Lets save the world, vista is stupidd\!\!\! narrrrkkk\!

35. (windows vista) (6↑, 21↓)
The next successor to the throne of the most used Operating System franchise, that is Microsoft Windows. Microsoft Windows Vista touts enhanced security, productivity and experience, whilst enabling and powering the communication and operating enhancements for the next half a decade. Microsoft Windows Vista is expected to be released to Enterprise Customers in November, and consumers early 2007 alongside flagship office suite, Microsoft Office 2007.

I will surely upgrade to windows vista in the new year.

36. (Windows Vista) (16↑, 32↓)
[Microsoft]s newest operating system, much faster than [Windows XP] but people can't use it properly and start ranting on about it being [crap]

Windows Vista is so much better than XP, it no longer looks like a toddler-style computer and programs respond more

37. (windows vista) (29↑, 59↓)
Windows vista is a 32 and 64 bit OS made by Microsoft fuking laggy if your computer is suxorz, but the n00b think they can put windows vista on a fuking old pentium 233 with a 2X CD-ROM drive, are just fuking noobz\!

n00b 1 : Hey dude watch i bought windows vista let pump my computer\! n00b 2 : that cool, now your computer is brand new\! guy that know comp : heuu guys, you cannot install this on your shitty comp, first you have a CD-ROM drive asshole, second it a fuking pentium 233\! n00b 3 : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT\! WE WILL INSTALL VISTA NOT 95\!\! guy tat know comp : wow you guys fuking noobz

38. (windows vista) (36↑, 91↓)
The Best operating system ever. Surparses XP and MAC by far.

Person 1: Have you tried windows vista? Person 2: Yeah it totally rocks.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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